How to make a grown woman cry.

So I dress myself for work, not particularly nice, but about 19286956872583579238749625 times nicer than everyone else who works here. I like looking nice, being slightly fashionable (I dont want to waste anything too good on these people) and not wearing the same 4 shirts all week.

Through this job search bullshit I didn't forget the detail of what I will be required to wear, but I didn't put that much thought to it.

If you have ever warn scrubs you know how incredibly sexy, fashionable and form fitting they are. vom. So my plan of action: get cute scrubs so you don't look like a bloated blueberry everyday. This is what I've found so far... these were under FASHION TOPS...

This isn't TOOOO BAD compared to the square tops (which i have 2 of already), but in NO WAY is it good. I'm going to stick with solids. and with those that match my purple stethoscope.

I'm fashioning a noose out of my computer cords right now. 5 days a week, 7-3:30.

However my hope is to still rise above coworkers in scrub style (is that an oxymoron?) , since they probably go to WM to get the discount devil scrubs that are a square with arm holes and rectangle cut in half for pants. Paying extra is worth it if I can have a waist. and boobs. and pants that are the right fucking legenth- which is SO important- otherwise the crotch is at your knees to keep the pants just at the top of the sexy nursing shoe.

Welcome to the GLAMEROUS LIFE of a certified nursing slave.

Reminder: Never order anything in unisex. it will be ugly and fit nothing. aka elastic waist scrub pants..... ugh, its a damn good thing these things are the most comfortable uniform ever!